Grooks.

College Is -
Laundry's done at 9pm
and homework started later.
Gotta get it done for chem,
but the appeal of Facebook's greater.

Twitter Grook
To tweet an update of your life
may seem of great importance,
but know your followers
don't care a whit
about your supposed brilliance.

Poet's Lament
My muse has gone,
such terrible news
I can't even seem
to sing the blues.

Poor Life Choices
A grande latte at nine o'clock
seemed a good idea at the time.
Until suddenly it was one o'clock
and sleep was still not mine.

Nine to Five
We work and work
at the daily grind,
and it drives us berserk:
make money, lose mind.

Redheads are -
A ginger kid I am not,
though my tongue is sharp
and my temper hot.
Don't call me a witch,
but understand this:
redheads are fierce, bitch.

Author's note: please forgive the hideously bad, lack-of-sleep-induced pun in this next one. Thank you.

Paradox
There's a dock to your right
and a dock to your left
but don't let that confuse you.
It's really simple in the end -
a paradox: pick one of the two!